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Newborn Meme Token Dies Before Breakfast

Here we observe a creature born mere hours ago, its vital signs already flatlined despite an extraordinary 245% price convulsion—the financial equivalent of a seizure mistaken for vitality. With zero liquidity and ten wolves controlling 61% of its dwindling carcass, this token's death was not a tragedy but rather an inevitability, as predictable as a gazelle's fate in a lion's den. The irony, of course, is that it survived being the strongest meme for precisely zero hours.