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DAVE's Brief, Violent Existence Concludes Spectacularly

In the waning hours of its existence, DAVE experienced what can only be described as a financial seizure—a 160% convulsion of price movement suggesting either profound manipulation or the collective delusion of 112 hopeful souls. Like a mayfly born at market open, DAVE knew neither liquidity nor tomorrow, existing in that peculiar purgatory where 77% of the supply concentrates in merely ten wallets. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities, meant to signal legitimacy, arrived far too late—a medieval physician's bloodletting performed upon an already-expired patient.