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The 1994 Clio: Dead on Arrival

Here we observe a most curious specimen—a token named after a French automobile, stillborn mere hours after conception. The creature never drew a single breath of genuine liquidity, its eight holders gripping the corpse with the desperation of pallbearers at a funeral no one wanted to attend. In nature, we would call this natural selection; in crypto, we simply call it Tuesday.