CAUSE OF DEATH
INFESTED: A Stillborn Cryptocurrency's Brief Existence
Here we observe the INFESTED token in its natural state: deceased on arrival. Born mere hours ago, it achieved the remarkable feat of losing a third of its value while maintaining the structural integrity of a pyramid with seven very intimate shareholders. A masterclass in financial entropy, where even the authorities fled before the body was cold.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation meets captive audience
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours, died a thousand deaths, and the only thing it successfully distributed was despair."