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Newborn Token Shows Troubling Vital Signs

Mere hours into existence, WORMCOIN exhibits the paradoxical vitality of a creature born already half-dead. With liquidity barely sufficient to feed a modest appetite and concentration so severe that ten predators control over a third of its young body, this token has begun life as it shall surely end it—gasping for survival in the unforgiving Solana ecosystem.