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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious specimen: a token that achieved a 336% price swing in merely sixty minutes, as if experiencing its entire life cycle in the time it takes to microwave popcorn. The creature, it seems, was devoured by its own apex predators—the concentrated holders who owned nearly two-thirds of its being—before the body had even cooled.