CUCKCHAIR/C2up..pump
TERMINAL
cuckchair

cuckchairC2upmgrAAPsAZmRUQcTA46PRvYhBvY5ZKikWm3Ecpump

C2up..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instant collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$5.8K
+30.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.8K
Holders
19
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$4.04B
Price USD
$4.04e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Cuckchair: Born Yesterday, Dead Today

In the brutalist landscape of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—cuckchair—which achieved the remarkable distinction of dying before it had truly lived. With nineteen holders clinging desperately to their bags while the top ten account for 98.3% of supply, this token exemplifies nature's cruelest lesson: some creatures are simply not meant to survive. The $4,817 in daily volume represents not commerce, but rather the final gasps of a financial organism that never drew its first breath.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$4.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 93.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instant collapse
Patient Note

Here lies cuckchair: it had all the qualities of a token except value, utility, and a reason to exist.

Holders

§ 04 · 19 wallets
Top 1
85.1%
Top 5
93.1%
Top 10
98.3%
01EetU...JZfv85.11%
02GQjd...hz482.26%
0359Xc...H63z1.96%
04Cdd6...jp3x1.96%
052tQ4...9prz1.78%
068mzC...G5hnAUTOPSY1.41%
07FA78...RXBZ1.38%
08Kaaw...U1PKAUTOPSY1.37%
09AMyY...HXFT0.55%
10B7NA...TtYN0.52%