CAUSE OF DEATH
Bullish Degen: A Collapse in Slow Motion
Here we observe the curious specimen of Bullish Degen in its natural habitat—a token that mastered the art of appearing legitimate while performing the financial equivalent of a controlled demolition. With authorities revoked and holders distributed like a proper decentralized dream, it nonetheless succumbed to that most relentless of predators: the 24-hour market cycle. The $279k volume, once a promising heartbeat, could not resuscitate what the market had already deemed expendable.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Death by a thousand small sells
EPITAPH
"It was grade A all the way down—until the moment gravity remembered it existed."
