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CatWifHat: A One-Hour Memento Mori

Here we observe the CatWifHat, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of a 258% gain whilst simultaneously possessing zero liquidity—a biological impossibility that would make even the most absurd predator pause. In its single hour of existence, the token attracted 127 holders, 67.7% of whom now sit atop a throne of vapor, watching their digital inheritance evaporate like morning dew in the Serengeti. The authorities, mercifully revoked before the true carnage began, stand as silent tombstones marking what might have been.