NO YOU ARE COOKED/Bzom..pump
FLATLINED
no you are cooked

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$youBzom..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets solitary hodler paralysis

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.6K
-0.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$0.1800
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeStale And DryHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.60B
Price USD
$2.60e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Solana's Cooked Token: A Cautionary Tale

Here we observe the skeletal remains of 'no you are cooked,' a token that achieved the remarkable feat of becoming completely illiquid while somehow still breathing. In a tragic display of mathematical impossibility, a single holder clutches 100% of the supply like a dragon guarding its worthless hoard, while the market moves precisely zero percent—a state of quantum deadness the ancients might have called 'already a ghost.'

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$0.1800 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets solitary hodler paralysis
Patient Note

It had $0.18 of trading volume and the ambition of a thousand shitcoins, yet all it earned was a lonely grave and the distinction of being objectively, verifiably cooked.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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