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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentration predation meets liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.6K
-33.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$34.3K
Holders
7
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.40B
Price USD
$2.40e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Simon Says: Nobody Was Listening

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen: born mere hours ago, already decomposing with the speed of a tropical corpse. The token achieved the impressive feat of shedding a third of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee, a masterclass in financial entropy that would make even the most seasoned rugpull artist weep with envy.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$34.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentration predation meets liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

It had all the hallmarks of a token: a name, a blockchain, and exactly zero reasons to exist beyond the next 120 minutes.

Holders

§ 04 · 7 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%