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Mensa Token: Dead on Arrival, Still Brainy

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the telltale signs of financial necrosis. With seven remaining holders clinging to their worthless bags like shipwreck survivors to driftwood, and liquidity having evaporated faster than morning dew, this token's brief existence serves as nature's perfect cautionary tale. One might say the only intelligent thing about Mensa was knowing when to die.