CAUSE OF DEATH
BEST FREINDS COIN: A Typo's Tragic Demise
Here we observe the carcass of BEST FREINDS COIN, a memento mori so pristine it never drew breath. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, the token expired before its first coffee break, its 17 holders discovering that 16 of them were merely the founder's alternate wallets—a poignant reminder that friendship, like this coin, was never real.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and terminal misspelling
EPITAPH
"It was dead on arrival, which is fitting—after all, it was named by someone who can't spell 'friends.'"