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GLOBAL OIL DEAL Expires After Week-Long Pump Failure

Here we observe the carcass of GOD—a token that promised petroleum-backed prosperity but delivered only petroleum-grade returns. In its brief nine-day existence, this creature accumulated 33 holders, though 99.9% of the wealth remained concentrated in the alpha predators at the top of the food chain. As our narrator might solemnly note: even with both authorities revoked in a desperate bid for legitimacy, one cannot revoke the laws of market evolution.