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Boomerang Never Made It Home

In the twilight of its seventeen-day existence, Boomerang exhibits all the hallmarks of a creature poorly adapted to its environment—a hollow $4,769 liquidity pool circled by 400 hopeful observers, most of whom have already begun their final descent. The top ten holders, clutching 86% of the supply like a boa constrictor with indigestion, have effectively transformed this token into a elaborate mechanism for personal enrichment masquerading as decentralized finance.