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Dork Lord's Spectacular Two-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe Dork Lord, a token so spectacularly ephemeral it makes mayflies look like geological formations. Born at midnight and deceased by breakfast, it achieved the remarkable feat of becoming a complete failure before most investors finished their morning coffee. The creature's brief existence was marked by the telltale signs of a pump-and-dump scheme: concentrated ownership, vanishing liquidity, and a death spiral that would make Darwin weep.