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A Newborn's Tragic One-Hour Demise

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a creature that has scarcely drawn breath before succumbing to the harsh realities of tokenomics. Born merely an hour ago, this hapless HAPPY token experienced a violent 326% price convulsion—nature's way of saying goodbye before the inevitable exit. With liquidity evaporating like morning dew and concentration in the hands of ten investors rivaling a dictator's grip, the outcome was never in doubt.