WORLDS FIRST MEMECOIN/Bv5o..pump
TERMINAL
Worlds First Memecoin

Worlds First MemecoinBv5oqVLEKX9cdyL42bm2VfFAkQanyp7KTw1RV3kvpump

$lolcoinBv5o..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme centralization meets microscopic liquidity pool

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.7K
Liquidity
$2.9K
Volume 24h
$55.73
Holders
68
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$1.74B
Price USD
$1.74e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Memecoin's Premature Death: A Cautionary Tale

Here we observe the specimen of lolcoin, deceased after merely 271 hours—a lifespan shorter than a mayfly's existential crisis. The autopsy reveals catastrophic concentration in the top ten holders, who collectively own 88.4% of the circulating supply, a phenomenon known in the wild as 'rugpull conditioning.' With a liquidity pool of $4,538.97 and 24-hour volume of $317.84, this token achieved what few others manage: the financial equivalent of being stillborn yet still somehow trading.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.9K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$55.73 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 96.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme centralization meets microscopic liquidity pool
Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left behind a $4,500 liquidity pool—the blockchain equivalent of a participation trophy.

Holders

§ 04 · 68 wallets
Top 1
88.0%
Top 5
96.2%
Top 10
99.4%
012vYi...KrYa88.00%
02CosN...bcwAAUTOPSY2.69%
03Ea1e...ji2v2.04%
045Zwz...GqNY1.82%
05CEU3...iKYJAUTOPSY1.66%
066CX6...T17V0.90%
073kzg...hBFiAUTOPSY0.73%08DdxS...GmKTAUTOPSY0.70%
097TVJ...RzVG0.47%
10GAMx...Fz2J0.38%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
14.48 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
10.39 SOL71.8%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
4.09 SOL28.2%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 3 holders · scanned 33d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 3 known