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Stimulus Check Flatlines After Four-Day Bender

Here we observe the tragic remains of stimulus check, a token that burned brighter than a government spending bill and expired faster than its namesake's purchasing power. In merely 95 hours, this digital artifact managed to achieve the impossible: absolute liquidity death while two holders watched their investment evaporate like morning dew on a foreclosure notice. The authorities may be revoked, but the damage—much like stimulus economics—was already irreversibly done.