CAUSE OF DEATH
The Brick: Born Yesterday, Deceased Today
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the spectacular collapse of The Brick—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. With ninety percent of its value evaporating in a single day and zero liquidity to show for its ambitions, this creature never stood a chance against the predators lurking in its own cap table. Observe how the top ten holders, controlling eighty-four percent of supply, orchestrated nature's most efficient rug pull.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration toxicity and infant mortality syndrome
EPITAPH
"It was a brick. It fell. Such is life in crypto."