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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib

Here we observe a creature born mere moments ago, already showing the telltale signs of the pump-and-dump predator's kiss. Despite revoking both mint and freeze authorities—a gesture not unlike locking the barn after the horses have transcended to the blockchain beyond—the specimen achieved $285k in volume before gravity reasserted itself. The 527 holders cling to their bags like mourners at a funeral, unaware they are both pallbearers and corpses.