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Big Ears Dies Minutes After Birth

Here we observe a peculiar specimen of the Solana ecosystem—born merely an hour ago with all the promise of a newborn fawn, yet already exhibiting the telltale signs of predatory distribution. The 187% price volatility suggests a violent struggle for survival, though the absence of liquidity indicates this struggle occurred entirely in the imaginations of its fifty-eight holders. In nature, we call this natural selection; in cryptocurrency, we call it Wednesday.