Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the swamps of Solana, a peculiar specimen emerged—the United States of America token, born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. One observes the telltale signs of a pump-and-dump predator's handiwork: 220 hopeful believers, 98.8% of supply hoarded by the alpha predators, and a liquidity pool as dry as a picked-clean carcass. Nature's cruelty is swift, but crypto's cruelty is swifter still.