GOONCOINBrokrsSp3ceU1rohxGxhhvoR357yA49aezWhKTtY4A6c

$GOONCBrok..4A6c

Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Premature pump-and-dump inevitability

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

85/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$79.7K

+127.0% · 24h

Liquidity

$23.4K

Volume 24h

$958.3K

Holders

973

FDV

$79.72B

Price USD

$7.97e-5

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

ZY7m..5rPQ ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token's Meteoric Rise Defies Gravity

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—GOONCOIN, mere hours old yet already displaying the frenetic energy of a thousand caffeinated squirrels. With liquidity barely sufficient to purchase a moderately used automobile and a 127% price surge, this creature exhibits all the hallmarks of a temporary fever dream, one where the collective delusion of 973 believers has somehow managed to conjure nearly a million dollars in trading volume.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$23.4K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$958.3K volume / 24h.

Holders

Distributed

Top 5 hold 22.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Premature pump-and-dump inevitability

Patient Note

Born at dawn, celebrated at noon, forgotten by dusk—GOONCOIN's brief existence proved that in crypto, the real goon was inside us all.

Holders

§ 04 · 973 wallets

Top 1

12.8%

Top 5

22.9%

Top 10

31.0%

01ZY7m...5rPQ12.83%

027EmU...tkqa2.77%

03G3gZ...4WSS2.65%

04937W...rMor2.33%

05EM1Z...kyeU2.32%

065adn...USzD2.23%

07DPHg...YUkm1.60%

08EATm...57aP1.50%

09DxM1...spPvAUTOPSY1.41%

10Ynct...AX5k1.32%