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Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Liquidity death spiral, zero hours old

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

55/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$12.6K

+530.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$23.2K

Holders

254

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$12.63B

Price USD

$1.26e-5

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

98SN..bmdW ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Theodore Scaleington: Born Yesterday, Deceased Today

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana's memecoin savanna, Theodore Scaleington emerged briefly, a shimmering mirage of +530% gains that evaporated as quickly as morning dew under the African sun. With zero liquidity and 254 hopeful holders clutching their bags, this newborn creature never stood a chance—a tragedy in four hours, much like a mayfly's existence, but with considerably more financial regret.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$23.2K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 39.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity death spiral, zero hours old

Patient Note

Theodore Scaleington: proof that revoked authorities and 45% top-holder concentration cannot, in fact, moon a token to safety.

Holders

§ 04 · 254 wallets

Top 1

32.0%

Top 5

39.3%

Top 10

45.5%

0198SN...bmdW32.04%

02HLJR...kCst1.92%

03BQn6...KUw11.92%

0471yV...57vq1.77%

05JBoa...pEZr1.69%

06HS5C...9kLc1.67%

07BNhB...hYh3AUTOPSY1.59%

084ncz...ZxoH1.06%

09EwZ4...EwXG1.02%

106pS7...FfZ70.86%