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GoyBank: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the *Pump et Dumptus* species, barely drawing breath before succumbing to catastrophic structural failure. With zero liquidity and eleven holders who collectively own themselves, this token represents nature's perfect rejection of itself—a financial stillbirth masquerading as a blockchain entry.