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Gold Pepe's Hour-Long Reign Ends in Spectacular Collapse

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, Gold Pepe emerged—a hopeful creature born merely sixty minutes prior—only to find itself abandoned by its creators and suffocated by a concentration of wealth so severe that 29 holders might as well have been a single predator. As our specimen gasps its final breaths with zero liquidity and a distribution pattern that would make authoritarians blush, we observe nature's harshest lesson: some coins are simply not meant to survive the first hour.