DISTRACTED BOYFRIEND/Bpwp..pump
FLATLINED
Distracted Boyfriend

Distracted BoyfriendBpwpnqLhVNpHKYGRcbBcZhNtQdSEQ294HZ374bETpump

$boyfriendBpwp..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets concentration collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.8K
Volume 24h
$0.1200
Holders
22
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.16B
Price USD
$2.25e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Boyfriend Who Lost His Liquidity

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born merely two hours prior, the Distracted Boyfriend token experienced a violent 199% price swing before succumbing to the inevitable. Like a mayfly intoxicated on its own momentum, it thrashed about with $183k in volume, completely oblivious to the gaping void where its liquidity should have been.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$0.1200 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets concentration collapse
Patient Note

He looked at gains for just two hours, then disappeared—much like the boyfriend himself, apparently.

Holders

§ 04 · 22 wallets
Top 1
99.2%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
100.0%
01668d...W1Da99.15%
023bLm...h7NP0.35%
034kM3...ZCAQ0.13%
04DgGd...mzGT0.10%
058psN...VRtf0.08%
06FitG...xkkv0.07%
07HQKe...YKLE0.04%
08J9dF...9spw0.02%
095CY4...4uNC0.02%
10ErkQ...CUdi0.01%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
16.88 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
16.88 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 2 holders · scanned 33d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 2 known