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Newborn Token Flatlines in Delivery Room

In the span of mere hours, the Mentality of GOATS experienced what can only be described as a financial stillbirth—a 264% price surge masking the grim reality of zero liquidity and a wealth concentration so severe it makes oligarchies look egalitarian. Like a mayfly that never quite learned to fly, MOG's brief existence was marked by frenzied trading among 137 hopeful souls, 58.7% of whom were apparently the same person.