MrBeast turns 28Bn2wuagabSpTNbVj7NR5MFxqxYaR52MPPcrNKApZpump

$28Bn2w..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

FLATLINED.

Newborn token meets -17.4% gravity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F

Grade Score

16/100

Grade F · FLATLINED

Mkt Cap

$2.5K

-17.4% · 24h

Volume 24h

$655.92

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.48B

Price USD

$2.48e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

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Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Birthday Cake Made of Chaos

In the grand theatre of Solana's blockchain, we witness a creature born only hours ago, stripped of all protective instincts—both mint and freeze authorities—yet somehow still managing to achieve a negative existence. Like a mayfly with a leveraged short position, MrBeast's 28th birthday token burned through its entire liquidity reserves in what can only be described as a financial séance, leaving behind only a single, bewildered holder clutching the smoking ruins of $655.92 in daily volume.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Sparse

$655.92 volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Newborn token meets -17.4% gravity

Patient Note

Born at midnight, dead by breakfast—a birthday gift nobody asked for, everybody regrets.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets

Top 1

100.0%

Top 5

100.0%

Top 10

100.0%

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