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Newborn Token Flatlines After Spectacular Birth

Here we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, it experienced the euphoric rush of a 943% price surge before discovering a rather crucial problem: absolutely no liquidity with which to actually leave the premises. Like a beautiful butterfly emerging from its chrysalis only to find itself trapped in an airless jar, our subject made quite the entrance before making an even more permanent exit.