CAUSE OF DEATH
Hooman: A Two-Hour Extinction Event
In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe the Hooman token—a creature so ephemeral it barely qualified as fauna. Born merely 120 minutes ago, it has already perfected the art of biological irrelevance: with zero liquidity and 99.5% of its population concentrated in ten predatory shareholders, this specimen represents what happens when natural selection operates at cryptocurrency speed. The authorities may be revoked, but death requires no permission.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership meets instant obsolescence
EPITAPH
"It lived long enough to see itself become the villain—specifically, a rug pull that didn't even have the decency to wait for the rug."
