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Flying Cocaine Shrimps: A One-Hour Miracle

Here we observe the Flying Cocaine Shrimps in its natural habitat—a liquidity desert of its own making. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it has already achieved what takes most tokens days to accomplish: complete financial irrelevance. The specimen exhibits all the telltale signs of a pump-and-dump ecosystem: ninety-four percent of its genetic material concentrated in ten dominant predators, circling an evaporating pool of seventy-two thousand dollars.