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The Ascending Cat's Catastrophic Descent

Here we observe The Ascending Cat in its final moments—a creature that never quite learned to land on its feet. With ninety-nine point eight percent of its population concentrated in the paws of its top holders, this feline faced an insurmountable gravitational pull downward. A mere five dollars and eighty-nine cents in daily volume could not sustain even the illusion of life.