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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the rare distinction of dying in utero. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token managed to shed 11.8% of its value while its four holders—likely the developers themselves—clutched their bags in the gathering darkness.