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Ansem's Agent: Dead on Arrival, Barely Breathing

In the span of sixty minutes, we witness nature's most brutal selection mechanism: the token launch. With ninety-six percent of its fragile ecosystem concentrated in merely ten hands, ANSEM experienced what we in the field call a 'catastrophic redistribution event'—a polite term for watching your life savings evaporate faster than morning dew on a desert floor. The revocation of all authority proved merely ceremonial; the real executioner was mathematics itself.