CAUSE OF DEATH
Feline Financial Collapse: Nine Lives Exhausted Instantly
In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly lived at all. Born at midnight with promises of immortality, FeliAIM managed the remarkable feat of dying before its first sunrise, shedding 76% of its value like a cat in a thunderstorm. A sobering reminder that in crypto, sometimes the only thing revoked faster than mint authority is investor confidence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration meets zero-day collapse
EPITAPH
"It had nine lives in theory and zero hours in practice—a truly purr-fect introduction to why venture capitalists now require tokens to come with trigger warnings."
