CAUSE OF DEATH
Saka Zebra: Born Yesterday, Expired Today
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Saka Zebra—a creature that never quite made it to the watering hole. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a newborn foal, it was swiftly devoured by its own creators, who held every morsel of its flesh. By nightfall, the carcass had liquefied into nothingness, a mere $1,859 memory scattered across four bewildered onlookers.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership meets instant exodus
EPITAPH
"It had a lovely mint authority revocation, shame nobody lived to use it."
