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The Chinese Bull's Hour-Long Fever Dream

In the waning moments of its singular hour of existence, The Chinese Bull exhibited the classic symptoms of acute liquidity evaporation and catastrophic concentration. Fifty-six hopeful investors watched as ninety-eight point six percent of the circulating supply remained locked in the iron grip of the top ten holders—a financial arrangement that might charitably be described as 'ambitious.' The mint authority's revocation proved merely cosmetic; one cannot lock the barn door after the exodus has already begun.