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XTAFF: Born Dead, Died Instantly, Stayed Dead

Here we observe XTAFF, a creature that never truly drew breath—conceived at zero hours and expired before its first heartbeat could register on the blockchain. In a tragic display of financial natural selection, three holders watched their investment plummet seventy-five percent in a single day, a velocity rarely achieved outside of controlled laboratory collapses. The revoked authorities suggest someone, somewhere, learned to close the barn door—albeit after the horses had already liquefied into nothingness.