One Hour Wonder: Hotdog Dreams Turn to Ash

And here we observe the Costco Hotdog Stablecoin in its natural habitat—the grave. Born merely sixty minutes ago, this magnificent creature experienced a 670% price volatility, a phenomenon typically reserved for creatures with actual biological instability. With zero liquidity and half its meager population concentrated in ten wallets, it achieved what few tokens manage: becoming both a pump-and-dump AND a lesson in irony, all before lunch.