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Newborn Garlic Bulb Wilts Under Speculative Heat

In the harsh Solana ecosystem, we observe a peculiar specimen—mere hours old, yet already experiencing the violent convulsions of a 273% price surge. Like a mayfly intoxicated by its own brief existence, Garlic has burned with the intensity of a thousand suns, its liquidity a gossamer thread upon which ten thousand hopeful gamblers now dangle. One must admire the cruel efficiency with which such creatures are harvested.