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Tsunaminu: Born Yesterday, Drowned Today

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that lived merely one hour—a Cambrian explosion of volatility followed by swift extinction. The 311% price surge, that magnificent death throes, masks a far more sinister autopsy: zero liquidity, concentrated ownership, and a volume-to-age ratio suggesting the statistical inevitability of a pump-and-dump predator. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum, particularly when that vacuum exists between buyer expectations and seller exit ramps.