CAUSE OF DEATH
Petition's Petition: A One-Hour Tragedy
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already convulsing in its death throes. The creature's 245% price surge was not evolution, but rather the thrashing of a drowning animal, its liquidity evaporating like morning dew under the Solana sun. With 70% of its population concentrated in the hands of a ruthless few, this token never stood a chance against the predators it was designed to attract.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity collapse, extreme whale concentration
EPITAPH
"It asked us to hold until 100 million. We couldn't even hold until breakfast."