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Brian's Luck Runs Out in Sixty Minutes

In the unforgiving savannah of decentralized finance, we observe the brief, tragic lifecycle of Bad Luck Brian—a creature that survived merely one hour before succumbing to the predatory forces of liquidity drainage and concentrated ownership. Four lonely holders stood witness as their investment evaporated like morning dew, though the top ten holders—all four of them—retained a perfect 100% grip on their doomed acquisition. The irony, of course, is that Brian's luck was far worse than advertised.