BERET/BfqQ..pump
FLATLINED
Beret

BeretBfqQ2qX1uVdRnhhpfgD6NafcMULMMqKJtLfT4buBpump

$BERETBfqQ..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentration, irrelevance, and thermodynamic futility

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.2K
Liquidity
$2.3K
Volume 24h
$2.07
Holders
25
FDV
$1.16B
Price USD
$1.16e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Beret: A Solana Tragedy in Twenty-Five Acts

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe the remains of Beret—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of maintaining perfect price stability while achieving absolutely nothing else. With but twenty-five holders clutching their worthless digital beret, and a liquidity pool so shallow one could wade through it, this creature expired not with a bang, but with $2.07 of trading volume and the faint whimper of mathematical certainty.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.3K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$2.07 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentration, irrelevance, and thermodynamic futility
Patient Note

It had neither momentum nor utility, yet somehow managed to survive 790 hours—a testament to blockchain's ability to preserve even the most pointless of things indefinitely.

Holders

§ 04 · 25 wallets
Top 1
99.3%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
100.0%
01ADrF...fxcm99.26%
028ZEN...eBhJ0.27%
0375Hy...cEG20.13%
04H7EM...jsAb0.10%
05AV8W...7TpL0.08%
06Ei8L...RZkk0.04%
078psN...VRtf0.04%
085VD4...Wmgw0.03%
09HTN9...ta5K0.02%
10XV4B...zC3x0.01%