CAUSE OF DEATH
Three Whales, One Token, Zero Survivors
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the impossible: death before life. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, super goy faced a predator it could not outrun—itself. The three alpha holders, having consumed 100% of the ecosystem, discovered there was nothing left to hunt.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity drainage, aggressive concentration
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, died young, and left absolutely nothing behind but the faint smell of regret and $70.96 in volume."
