Bruce Willis Finally Stopped Trying to Die Hard

Here we observe the cadaver of RIP Bruce Willis, a specimen that has shuffled through nine months of existence with all the vitality of a action hero's final scene. With zero liquidity and merely 119 holders clinging to digital dust, this token expired not with a bang, but with a whimper—and a modest 2.5% daily fluctuation that suggests even the market has stopped paying attention to its demise.