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Newborn Token Found Dead at Scene

In what can only be described as a financial stillbirth, r/troll entered this world mere hours ago, gasping for liquidity it would never find. The top 10 holders, having accumulated 99.5% of the circulating supply, stood over its crib like vultures at a nature documentary—patient, knowing, inevitable. By the time the first retail investor blinked, the creature had already expired, its $142,935 in daily volume merely the death rattle of dreams.