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FLATLINED
Last goal

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentration, illiquidity, and existential purposelessness

Chain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-2.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$51.66
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.37B
Price USD
$2.37e-6

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Last Goal Never Saw the Field

Here we observe the carcass of Last Goal, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying without ever truly living. With but two holders clutching the entirety of its worthless corpus and zero liquidity to speak of, this creature expired not with a bang, but with the faintest of whimpers—a perfect flat line across twenty-four hours of trading volume.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$51.66 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentration, illiquidity, and existential purposelessness
Patient Note

It scored zero on the field of play—a fitting achievement for a token whose only goal was the grave.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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